April’s Special Guest - Jeanette Flock
In case you hadn’t heard the news, music has pretty much been sucking it big time for about the last thirty years. That according to April’s guest writer, Jeanette Flock, freelance correspondent for all sorts of Blogs covering topics such as Blasphemy, Black Panther Rallies, and Blood. She has found a moment in her hectic schedule to share a recent letter she wrote to the contemporary collective popular music scene. It reads as follow:
Dear “Band,” if you’re going to sit around and cry and dink around with dumb guitar pedals that make you feel like you could maybe try out for U2 sometime, and sing exactly like every other jerk who gets a song licensed on the CW, and get really excited when you find just the right keyboard player to “flesh it all out” and get you a “hit record” so you can maybe score “direct support” for the next big tour full of “cutters” (Probably not cutting in the name of Slayer, but instead in the name of the lord), then maybe it would be a good idea to not try to look like you’re in the Rolling Stones, or some other cool band that, at least in the early stages of their careers didn’t suck, and certainly wouldn’t now were they your age and starting a band. You’re a bunch of trixter-poser-fakedirtyhair-nerds and I hate you.
- Jeanette Flock.
Enough said.