System Failure!
It has come to the attention of the Department of Technology that the Photo Gallery is inoperable at the present time. Apparently, some lazy ass here at DavidPetersenArtworks has fallen asleep at the switch. Probably Petersen himself. We are getting someone from Tech to diagnose and rectify the situation as soon as possible. Meanwhile, Petersen is most likely taking a sick day so he can bake cookies and catch up on his “stories.” We here at Artworks sincerely apologize for any inconvenience.
Dept. of Technology Coordinator, Doug Aitken