Nerds in the Snow!
Wassup nerds! I just finished a double shift of breakfast and lunch at the CC Club and realized I’d better get this in before passing out on the sweet, less than sparkling, less than ceramic tiles of my bathroom floor. Correct me if I am wrong, but tomorrow is Art Shanty Project day out on Medicine Lake. Although it appears that the weather won’t be bone-chillingly cold like last weekend, I hope you are all able to attend. Of course, more people will probably show because of the warmer temperatures, but where’s the fun and excitement in that? There will be little to no risk of frostbite, hypothermia or death. And let’s be for real, if there is no risk of death, what’s the freaking point? Like my breakfast this morning. Don’t get me wrong, breakfast was great, completely thirst-quenching. But I could still focus my eyes. So we stuck around, did a meet and greet with the suckers who worked all morning, and got our bellies back to the bar. Where’s the danger, you ask? I am really not sure. I am also not sure why there are french fries in my pants pockets. Must’ve gotten the munchies. Did I mention I am high as a kite?
What is going on here? All I wanted to do was invite you to the Art Shanty Projects on Medicine Lake, wherever that is, and listen to me on the radio tomorrow. Listen to me, me, me. I could also use some help with talk-radio topics because, unlike last weekend, there is no football game to simulcast. And since there can’t be too many people interested in me talking sports, sports, sports all day - which I can totally do - feel free to swing on over to the K-ICE shanty with some beer and we’ll have a chat. Or, if you are radio shy, just drop off a sixer and watch me go. Seriously, come on out, there’s bike races and karaoke and wild dogs and a bunch of hip, normally fashion-conscious artists in frumpy, lumpy winter clothing they wouldn’t want to be caught dead in. So there is some danger after all.